Trish shook her head.
"Don't they teach you languages in school nowadays? That's not Norwegian.
Norwegian sounds like this: 'Du svømmer i elven Oise, nær Auvers,
selvfølgelig.'"
I said, "Huh."
She smiled encouragingly. "Give it another shot."
"Okay," I said. "That sounded like...
...Spanish, so I'd say we're in Spain or Mexico."
...French, so we must be in France."
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